And Now…The Fowl Flu Epidemic
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Ladies and gentlemen, just when you thought all was well and going back to normal in this thriving and booming economy, experts are warning of a deadly strain of H5N1, bird flu.
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BIRD FLU ARRIVES JUST IN TIME FOR THE SUMMER OF LOVE!
I for one will be lined up bright and early to get my bird flu shot! Unfortunately, my rooster was executed due to the flu, so my rooster won’t be waking me up and I’ll have to use my alarm clock. Tyson chicken is still safe to eat, I REPEAT, Tyson chicken is still safe to eat. This is due to the ground up bugs and crickets that have been mixed into their food as of this year! I’m so thankful to Klaus Shwab for coming up with that idea. We can still enjoy chicken, as long as enough bugs are ground up with it!
I hate the conspiracy theorists too, with their “research” and critical thinking (which we ALL know is DANGEROUS!!!!) Trust the eggsperts. Use hand sanitizers at least 527 times per day? EXCUSE ME, THE MINIMUM IS 666 TIMES A DAY!
If the flu shots don’t work on me, I will gladly do my part by taking a lethal injection to stop the spread. The only thing I am having trouble with is caring so much about the current thing, because there’s so many current things. Ukraine, covid, bird flu, Palestine, LGBTLMNOP+, Trans children, the newest Stanley Cup…I just can’t choose which one to virtue signal with on my Facebook profile!!!
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